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8th May 2009 #1
Hey..... hhhhhhhhhmmmmmmm sorry Hai,
Don`t know what to address you with friend, dear, darling, sweety.
I know that you are good, fine and healthy (you showed your health
certificate recently). I am also good but could have been better. Some
heart problem has started.
Embarrassed to hear that you are getting married to an exported
Indian (now in US) guy. But still India is GREATTT!!!. You could`ve
looked for an Indian guy like me.
But, It`s hard to digest for me (so having medicine for proper
digestion) and I feel depressed that why are you not marrying me? I
spent so much of useful and useless time with you.I can never forget
our yesteryear`s life in near and far future. Anyway, I wish you many
many happy returns of your future.
I heard that the guy looks handsome and nicely paid. I too earn a lot
here in India . But cost of living in US is high and comparison with
savings both stand in same position. I am going to gym regularly and
facial wash often (you know that) to look smart. You were appreciating
my bulging biceps (hope you haven`t forgotten). I think am comparably
looking smarter than that guy except that I don't have French beard as
am comfortable with Indian beard.
You told that he has invested on shares. But, I have invested on you
(ice creams, chocolates, movies, trips, pizza, disco, recharge your
sim, gifts, your scooty tires, etc.) without expecting any returns.
But I got your friendly love and caring which is very precious to me.
He is from very good family background seems. I am not from bad
family. My family is world famous in my area.
You told me that he don`t have any girl friends. I don't believe this
but still without a girl friend how can he realize the essence of
love? See at least I have one, that's you.
I am wondering what more in him? What less in me? But still I wish you
happy married life forever. Let him keep you happy always else I feel
like killing him in my dreams. please don`t tell him about this,
otherwise he may kill me.
My sincere request: If you are blessed with a baby boy after your
marriage (5-6years)you keep my name to your kid and love him a lot. If
you are booned with a baby girl keep my wife name to your kid (I`ll
inform her name once I get married).
My gentle reminder: Please don't tell him about our so called
friendship, because he may be possessive and your marriage may
breakup. You know I was very protective towards you, never possessive.
Ok you forget all those.
Don`t invite me for your marriage. I will not come and create any
nuisance there. You send me your marriage DVD, I will watch alone in a
dark room silently with my broken (damaged) heart. I`m handing you to
your husband with my heavy heart (my heart weighs in pounds which is
costlier than US$dollars).
Before your marriage: I am your friend, guide, care taker, joker,
protector, slave, transporter, listener (to your junk words),
everything for you.
After your marriage: I am a big problem for your life.
I recommend: Don`t forget to forget me after your marriage. Even
though it's difficult for me to forget you. Somehow I will convince
I will wait for 2-3 years after your marriage to become normal. I
will marry to a girl my parents show me without uttering a single word
even though how bad she may be.
Please ignore my grammatical bugs (you know am not rich in English
Then what else? I will tell you more, you see, you know,. no, it's Ok
forget me. bye.
Ur`s. sorry not Your`s,
What can I say, boy friend,lover, friend, am confused. forget da.
take care lifelong.
(Destroy this letter after you read otherwise it may create problem for you)
17th May 2009 #2
tfsZINDAGI HAR PAL KHAAS NAHI HOTI
PHOOLON KI KHUSHBOO HAMESHA PAAS NAHI HOTI
MILNA HAMARI TAQDEER ME THA WARNA
ITNI PYARI DOSTI ITTEFAQ NAHI HOTI
17th May 2009 #3Fresher
- Join Date
- Dec 2008
17th May 2009 #4
29th May 2009 #5
itna bada letter dekh k to mera sir ghoomne laga......... jisne padha hoga uska kya hua hoga....
29th May 2009 #6
Mere Naal Panga Laoge Te Ehi Hona Hai.:rofl
30th May 2009 #7
arre neha padh k to dekh .... bada mast hai...
30th May 2009 #8
Oh sorry itna lamba leeter padh aor itni ajeeb c english padh k meri english b kharab ho gai hae....
I meant to say "Fantastic Kirti"Raahan Vich Peran De Nishaan Reh Jande Ne,
Kitaban Vich Likhe Hoye Pegham Reh Jande Ne,
Pehli Mulaqat Yad Rahe Na Rahe,
Yad Bas Akhri Salam Reh Jande Ne....
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